No essays here. Just simple straight shootin facts. Like on date # 1 I ordered a beer, and my date paid for it. That’s flipped awesome. Can all 50 go like that, please? Shouldve had a Stella…
Fact number 2, girls feel Awkward when you tell them you’re not looking for a relationship.
Fact 3, Cecelia and Bridget are far too fast starters. This is a marathon, not a sprint.
Sorry, that was rude. But the date bet commissioner allowed it. Because of the strike through.
You can call me Pheidippides