Free Amstel? Should’ve done this years ago…

No essays here. Just simple straight shootin facts. Like on date # 1 I ordered a beer, and my date paid for it. That’s flipped awesome. Can all 50 go like that, please? Shouldve had a Stella…

Fact number 2, girls feel Awkward when you tell them you’re not looking for a relationship.
Lesson learned.

Fact 3, Cecelia and Bridget are far too fast starters. This is a marathon, not a sprint. sluts
Sorry, that was rude. But the date bet commissioner allowed it. Because of the strike through.

You can call me Pheidippides

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