I definitely lost that bet. I did attempt to acquire and follow through on a date. And i did actually go on one, but it was far from success. It went something like this
Get lost on way to Date’s house
Chat about running while we drive to our trail run location
Run out of things to talk about (Im aware of the irony in that figure of speech)
Awkwardly get directions over the phone from Dates local friend
Arrive at trail run location, get informed my gate personnel the park is closing
Drive home, via Dates house
That’s a squib if ever I saw one. I mean, all we had to talk about was whether or not we were going in the right direction. And if you are even a novice at emotional emasculation, you’ll be well aware of the “you’re lost” trick.
Oh well. It’s time to get back onto the rollercoaster I fell off of. I have a date primed and eager, so I hear. So if that’s you, I promise we won’t get lost.