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Failure

It hurts. I definitely lost that bet.  I did attempt to acquire and follow through on a date. And i did actually go on one, but it was far from success.  It went something like this Get lost on way … Continue reading

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S********l Happens

After a long and academically successful sabbatical, I am back. Riiiiiight at the back. The last time I was losing this badly at anything was the time I took up that bet against gravity. My main man Felix Baumgartner let … Continue reading

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As graceful as a giraffe

My first blind date was, well, pretty cool. A game finding mission in the local nature reserve in the company of a rather cool person? Yes please. Going into the date I was feeling really confident, all I knew was … Continue reading

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Help! A Day in the Life

“That was the worst date ever” I kid you not, these were the words used by this person on our last 1-1 meeting, at a speed dating function over a year ago. For no good reason, she allowed me the … Continue reading

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002: You can call me Pheidippides, Reverend Pheidippides

Date number two was set up by the person most likely to talk me up to somebody – my Mom. Okay, so we agreed that she wasn’t technically in my realistic age bracket, but rules were made to be thrown … Continue reading

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Free Amstel? Should’ve done this years ago…

No essays here. Just simple straight shootin facts. Like on date # 1 I ordered a beer, and my date paid for it. That’s flipped awesome. Can all 50 go like that, please? Shouldve had a Stella… Fact number 2, … Continue reading

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A Trial Date

My name is Ivan Ichesach. But not really, that’s just a crude pseudonym. Very soon I’ll put what I know to the test and go on 50 first dates. Hopefully I’ll beat Cecilia Rose and Bridget Rivers to it. Once … Continue reading

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